NE 38 IND 24
I give you Exhibit A: The perfect interception celebration and a true summary of the game as performed by Duron Harmon and Patrick Chung.
Before we delve into my amateur thoughts on the game, I apologize for missing Week 4. I had a prior engagement which took up my entire Sunday afternoon. Devastating, I know.
Overall: This felt like vintage midseason Patriots. You could show highlights of this game and date it between weeks 5-14 of any Patriots season in the past 18 years and I would believe it. The Patriots dominated in all 3 phases of the game. Tom Brady sliced and diced a Colts defense that was softer than the balls Tom Brady was throwing (if you can’t joke about it, you’ll never make peace with it. At least, that’s what I tell myself when I envision choking Deflategaters).
Offense: I’ll start with the offense since Tom Brady came out and eviscerated people to start this game. 12 play, 75-yard, 6:02min, drive that showed, just like Juggernaut, once this offense gets momentum it cannot be stopped. The return of Julian Edelman cannot be understated as he immediately caught a ball in tight space for 6 yards to start the game.
QB: Brady’s stat line would have been even better if Gronk and Hogan didn’t gift the Colts 2 interceptions off would-be catches. 34/44, 341 yards, 3 TDs. Brady had his 500th TD pass to move into 3rd all-time in passing TDs behind Favre and Manning. Brady looked sharp and decisive. With the Colts playing zone for a majority of the game, Brady hung in the pocket and waited for his receivers to sit down in the openings. See his throw to Gronk for 12 yards with a Colts D-lineman draped all over him.
O-Line: Excellent pass protection and run blocking. They looked like an entirely different unit. Some of this is due to Brady’s quick release time, which Troy Aikman will tell you, is boner-inducing. Several running plays were broken wide-open by great interior lineman play.
RBs: Sony Michel and James White prove to be a devastating one-two punch. Michel runs angry and looks for contact. In a ~10 yard run inside the Colts fifteen, he’s about 2 yards from the goal line and like a heat-seeking missile, beelines for Colts safety Geathers and destroys him. He left the game with a neck injury. James White was elusive as ever, shaking defenders in open space and picking up nice chunks. My favorite play featuring these two backs was a misdirection. With Michel and White flanking him on either side, Brady takes the snap in shotgun and looks to his left as if to throw a short pass to James White. The defense swarms to the left leaving Michel unattended with some downfield blockers. Brady pivots and hits Michel on the right side for a nice 10 yards.
WRs: Josh Gordon is a MAN amongst boys. He had two catches on the day. One for a first down and one was a 34yd bomb. NBD. Brady, with enough time in the pocket to paint a portrait, found Gordon on the backside of the end zone. Gordon initially ran a post but, seeing Brady roll to his right, cut back across the field. Brady heaved the ball into double coverage and Gordon went up and plucked it out of the air. A vintage 2007 Moss play. Julian Edelman, aside from a devastating 3rd down drop, was a pillar of consistency. He is already at peak squirrely-ness and shows no signs of relenting.
TE: Gronk continues to be Gronk. Excellent route running. Some of the best hands of any receiver. Whenever the Colts showed man coverage, Gronk became the obvious mismatch.
Colts Defensive Scheme: Aside from letting us kick their dicks, as is the status quo, the Colts stayed in zone coverage, probably 60-70% of the plays. We saw McDaniels take advantage of this with a lot of hitches inside from slot receivers. When the defense stepped up to try to take away underneath the receivers ran slants behind the defenders and exploited the holes.
Defense: The Pats continued to play a lot of single high safety coverage and man underneath but mixed in a fair amount of zone. Overall, they played exceptionally well. It is hard to tell how good the Pats D is since the Colts offense game plan is as simple as “Throw ball. Hope Luck don’t die.”
Defensive Line: Trey Flowers is a PROBLEM. Exceptional athleticism. He disrupted a hapless Colts offensive line all night long. He is one of the defensive linchpins. Overall, I thought the line did a good job disrupting the pocket and taking advantage of a piss poor ground attack.
Linebackers: Dont’a Hightower continues to be slower than dial-up internet. About a yard out of the end zone, the Colts run a play action with Ebron leaking out on a quick drag to the left. Hightower bites a step on the play action and then puts his head down as he tries to “sprint” over to cover Ebron. Overall, I didn’t see much of the backers in coverage and didn’t seem to be a big factor overall in this game.
Secondary: Chung continues to be the most underrated DB on our team. He is crucial to covering large TEs. He is physical with them and uses his body so well to make it difficult for these behemoths to box him out the way they do other DBs. He had textbook coverage on Ebron multiple times shutting down potential plays. It got to the point where Luck was throwing to #2 TE Swoope, who used his size to box McCourty out on the Colts 2nd TD.
Gilmore kills me. We have a hate-hate-hate-love relationship. He appears to play so lazily it makes me scream. This style of play seems to suit him when he plays zone, as he reads the QBs eyes quite well and makes good breaks on the ball. See the play where he breaks coverage off a deep outside route, knowing he has safety help over top, to swat the ball out of the air on a receiver whose route took him into Gilmore’s area.
Overall, this game is a little bit of tease. The Colts suck so fucking much I can’t tell how good the Patriots actually are. Luckily, we have 10 days off before a matchup against a real NFL team, the Kansas City Chiefs.
Personally, I think Mahomes is overrated. Yes, even after he was able to lead his team to victory against the Vikings. If Josh Allen can do it, the bar is set pretty low. Jags v Chiefs this week should give us a real understanding of how well Mahomes can function under pressure and against tight coverage.