In recent news, Josh Gordon has been suspended for the entire 2015 season due to failing a drug test for alcohol. According to Gordon, he consumed a few drinks while on a private jet to Las Vegas. I know from the Aaron Hernandez/Matt Prater business that once you’re in the NFL drug program they can test you at anytime. I’m guessing that as soon as Gordon stepped off the plane someone shoved a cup in his face and told him to pee in it. (In doing some research into Josh Gordon’s story, I found out I am 100% right).
At this point, I’m pretty sure Roger Goodell has no soul. He has sold it to or is, Satan himself. His eyes just look so cold and soulless. He couldn’t be more of a hypocrite if he tried and he doesn’t give one shit about it. I’m pretty sure if you gave Roger that hot $40 million salary he’d kill his entire family and not think twice about it. The only thing he cares about is making money, except apparently in this situation. Who will watch the Browns without Josh Gordon? No one.
Does he think people will forget about the lax domestic violence stance that the NFL has if he really cracks down on drugs? I think I would much prefer a ban on Terrell “Clorox on my family” Suggs than Josh “I had drinks on a mother fucking plane” Gordon. Or how about Terrence Cody, just recently cut by the Ravens after being indicted on accounts of animal cruelty and marijuana possession? Not one word Goodell. Not one NFL article, sanction or reprimand? What about a one year suspension? The NFL has no thoughts on this? Any NFL team can sign him now. He could play next year and Josh Gordon can’t. It’s the most absurd thing I have every seen. Don’t run an ad campaign raising domestic violence and then turn around and spit directly in my face.
Can’t wait for Bob Kraft to work out a way to void Goodell’s contract and kick his ass to the curb….his $40,000,000 curb.
FUCK YOU ROGER!
P.S. The only silver lining to this is that wherever Roger Goodell goes he is followed by people booing him. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t gone a day in the past four years without getting booed. He wakes up and his wife boos him. His kids boo him. Boo Roger! Booooooooooooooooooooo!