Prude Mom Buys All “Indecent T-Shirts” at a PacSun


When are people going to grow up? Provocative poses? Scantily dressed models? Um…..Did you know people didn’t used to wear clothes? I’m just gonna throw this out there but…..I’m going to doubt that seeing images of the naked human body leads children into becoming deviants. Clothes are made by people. Boobs and vaginas are biological parts of the human body but some how if you see them or almost see them on a t-shirt it turns children into….perverts? pedophiles? 

“…you can express your concerns to businesses and corporations who promote the display of pornography to children.”

There we have it. Maybe we should just go back to the days when men could wear whatever they fuck they want and women can’t show even ankle without getting stoned. How about that Ms. Prude? Is that what you want? Pretty sure I speak for most people when I say that as a child, kissing and sex scenes in movies embarrassed me. Couldn’t watch ’em. I did the whole cover my eyes thing and tell me when its over nonsense. You know when I stopped doing that? When I hit puberty and got a sex drive all of a sudden. Hmmmm wonder who these T-shirts are catering to anyway? 

PacSun, which sells beach clothes for teenagers and young adults.

Gasp! Teenagers and young adults are the same age as people who furiously beat off to anything remotely close to a female. The best part about this very concerned mother is that she was shopping with her 18 year old son. First of all, now he’s going to have the worst reputation at school because he’s got this uppity mother who can’t just let things go. Second of all, he’s definitely a virgin if he’s 18 and shopping with his mom at PacSun and now he’s going to stay that way until he can find a girl who hasn’t heard this story. Glad to see your son is so independent and functioning. 

In closing I’d like to say that the fact that boobs in a movie immediately makes it rated R, while a shitload of violence is totally acceptable for PG-13. Should we show our kids intimate love scenes, sex and boobs or should we show them copious amounts of violence? Violence it is then. The Bourne Series, the Dark Knight Series and Lord of the Rings are all PG-13. Show one boob though and watch out. I’m not saying we should censor everything either. All I’m saying is it is dumb, illogical and hypocritical to say human bodies are tainting the children but violent scenes involving blood and gore are not. 


P.S. Does this 18 year old son even know that his mom and dad had to have unprotected sex to conceive him? Going with my gut I have to say probably not. Probably still believes in storks and doesn’t know why his dick gets hard sometimes. 


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