Mike Huckabee coming in HOT! Look out people. Huckabee starts off the weekend throwing pseudo-logic fastballs right in your face. I honestly don’t know how politicians speak in public, at podiums and don’t just start cracking up mid-sentence. This is the most outrageous thing Republicans have done since “binders full of women.” Oh you want to connect with women but the Democrats are already really good at that because they don’t treat them like second class citizens, well just put some crazy spin on it. I’m sure that will work. Don’t even bother taking a good long look at yourself and your party’s platform and think, “Gee this is really fucked up. I can see why women don’t want to vote for us and those that do hate their own uteri.”
“If the Democrats want to insult women by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it”
You caught me Huckabee. God you’re just too fricken smart, huh? Thought the Democrats were just gonna get away with controlling women’s libidos, because everyone knows, women who can’t get their hands on birth control are just raving sex addicts who can’t be stopped. Just ask Anthony Weiner.
Found out two things today about Mike Huckabee.
1) He doesn’t know how to have good sex. His poor wife probably doesn’t even know what good sex is. She was probably saving herself like a good little Christian and was utterly disappointed by sex when she finally had it. If you don’t understand how much better sex is without a condom its because you are the worst at sex. If you read this and thought, “I never really could tell the difference” take a good long look at yourself. A long look and realize that you are very, very bad at sex. I’m so sorry to have to tell you that.
2) Mike Huckabee has a daughter and that is absolutely hilarious. Bet Sarah Palin wished Uncle Sugar was giving her daughter birth control when she got pregnant. But beyond that, Mike Huckabee 100% knows the real reasons women use birth control and is just standing at the podium, straight face, lying. Not even bending the truth. Not trying to come close to saying something based in reality just lying his face off. Wonder if his daughter is just totally brainwashed or thinks he’s actually a sack of shit. I think its 50/50.