Sarah Palin Supports that Guy From Duck Dynasty, Despite Having not Seen, Heard or Read What he Actually Said


You can say a lot about Sarah Palin, but you can’t say she’s very smart. Just can’t do it. She is probably the dumbest politician to ever grace our country. So when I see a headline involving Sarah Palin, you can bet your sweet bippy (not sure what a bippy is but I’m 50% sure this is a saying) I buckle up and get ready for some great blogging material.

“Free speech is an endangered species. Those ‘intolerants’ hatin and taking on the ‘Duck Dynasty’ patriarch for voicing his personal opinion are taking on all of us.”

Thank you Sarah Palin. For too long the Man has been keeping down the white man. For too long we have been voiceless in this country. Unable to defend our rights and liberties. But fear not! Sarah Palin is here to make sure you can say, “If you’re gay, it’s probably going to lead to you fucking a dog or two.”

God bless Sarah Palin. She doesn’t even have any idea what this poor (millionaire), oppressed (white man with a reality TV show) said, but she’s willing to go to bat for his freedom of speech, which was somehow infringed upon, without even knowing what he said. Not sure if she knows what freedom of speech means. Not sure if she’s read the constitution. At this point I’m not fully convinced she’s literate, but she’ll go to bat for you in a heartbeat.

God speed Sarah Palin, god speed.


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