Catholic Cardinal Says Church has Been Unfairly Portrayed as Anti-Gay by Media…….righttttt



Now I’m not going to sit here and say that this Cardinal is lying….Yes I am. This Cardinal (do I need to capitalize that?) is 10000000% lying. I mean, are you serious with this rhetoric? “The church isn’t anti-gay?” This guy has to be the King of the Trolls. He has to be trolling the shit out of me right now. “HAHAHA. Look at Captain Salami waste his time ragging on my comments that were clearly just for trolling purposes!” There is no other way to explain it. I’m pretty sure the church has done everything bad to gay people you can think of. Torture, check. Attempted sexual orientation conversion via straight camps and other propaganda, check. Pretty sure the Church wrote the book on how being gay is evil and you’re going to hell (see what I did there). 

“…When you have forces like Hollywood, when you have forces like politicians, when you have forces like some opinion-molders that are behind it, it’s a tough battle.” 

Well would you look at that. Blaming the Jews Mr. Dolan. I see right through your subtle anti-semitism. Hollywood. Opinion-molders. Why don’t you just come right out and say it buddy. Its all the Jews fault. Its the Inquisition all over again. Don’t blame us because its not cool to be anti-gay anymore. Its your own fault for being stuck in your archaic, antiquated and morally reprehensible ways that you’ve fallen out of favor. You would have supported more comprehensive healthcare for the 300 million human beings in America, but you didn’t because of birth control?! You fucking dick. That’s why the media doesn’t like you. Douche.


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