When You Don’t Get the Vaccination for Measles…You Get Fucking Measles.

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http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2013/12/measles-spike-us/

Surprise, surprise. The US has seen 3 times as many measles cases as predicted. Hey guess what?! It’s not because the measles virus has evolved and outwitted us with crafty mutations, its because fuckers around the country aren’t getting their kids vaccinated. You know why, you asshole parents have lead measles free lives? Because your parents were kind enough to get you vaccinated so you didn’t have to deal with that shit. Good job, though. I’m sure your kid is not autistic because you didn’t get them vaccinated. That’s definitely the reason. Its not like this vaccine has been around since THE GOD DAMN 70s! I’m just curious, do anti-vaccine people believe they weren’t vaccinated as children or that somehow we’ve changed our vaccines so much that they now cause autism and their generation was just lucky enough to get the old stuff.

The old vaccine clearly causes ignorance, though. As shown by these words I’m typing, if you’re an adult and you were vaccinated as a child you’re at a much higher risk of assuming current vaccines cause autism. I mean 3x the cases of measles? Clearly there has been an uptick in ignorance and thick headedness and I for one am blaming vaccines! You heard it here first folks! If you think vaccines are causing autism you may want to go the nearest doctor and get yourself tested for stupidity. It can strike at anytime.

In doing some research for this post, I also discovered why the chicken pox and also flu vaccine are for wussbags. Measles used to kill 2.6 million people a year before we had a vaccine for it. Chicken pox used to kill 100-150 people a year in the US, while flu associated deaths are between 100 and 1500 people a year (I know its a broad range yell at the CDC if you have a problem with it). 100-150 people a year from chicken pox and we’re going to spend time and money vaccinating 300,000,000 people. Seems like a huge, HUGE waste of time, money, energy and resources. Same goes for the fucking flu vaccine. Not everyone needs to get vaccinated. I understand there are at risk people (the old and babies) who might really want to have some protection against the flu and that’s totally valid. But we don’t need million dollar ad campaigns petitioning all citizens to get vaccinated for the damn flu and chicken pox. Maybe we focus the stupid chicken pox vaccine money on doing definitive studies that vaccines don’t cause autism and making sure our population is safe from real fucking threats instead of chicken pox.

P.S. If you think that picture is cool here is a link to more cool science pictures http://www.sciencephoto.com/set/2543/spotlight-on-alfred-pasieka?per_page=48&page=1&previews=1

The picture at the top is a measles virus imaged with a transmission electron microscope and then colored. Pretty cool, huh?

P.P.S. 600 people a year die while masturbating due to autoerotic asphyxiation. Is there a vaccine for that yet?

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