Hey. Hey! Guys! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! Jesus. C’mon America. 4 out of 5 of you haven’t adequately planned for retirement? What the fuck? I just don’t even know what to say. How is this possible? You bet your ass I’m thinking about retirement. It’s called the Golden Years for a reason. You know why? Because you’re supposed to not have a job yet still be young enough that you don’t need Viagra every time “the mood strikes”.
I fully do not understand this. Like you know when someone tries to explain something to you and you just have no fucking idea what they are even doing with their mouths let alone the sounds that are coming out, yeah thats happening to me. I don’t even know what to type right now. Is this what having a stroke feels like?
If I can’t retire by 60 bare minimum, I’m out. I’m leaving or something. I don’t know. This is so foreign to me. I just assumed everyone was doing everything possible to stop working. Like all these people bitching about their jobs and shit, how much they want to stop working, and you were just PISSING ALL YOUR MONEY AWAY!? Fucking sons a bitches. How can you complain daily, about your job and not do enough to be able to retire at a reasonable age?
P.S. I have a 401k and now I’m thoroughly concerned that’s not enough. Gonna have to get an IRA or some shit. Sell myself on the corner on weekends to make sure I can retire.