So initially this blog was going to be about how I’ve trailed off on posting and all of my adoring fans are so upset (all 3 of you). Truth is my job has picked up and I don’t have a lot of time to blog anymore so deal with it. Pansies.
But in my search for a good picture of myself (Captain Salami) I found that there is already a Captain Salami out there. Some spanish comedy show has him guest appear. They have a T-shirt and everything. So I’m probably strictly gonna dress like this guy now. So much luchador swag. Just so we’re clear though I am the original Captain Salami. This guy is a poser. But I can’t hate his swag.