I have an iPhone and most of my friends do. Because iPhones are better. Android people are generally pretty quick to tell you why they are better “You can do so much more” “The evil apple empire doesn’t have total control over everything” “You can write your own apps and they’re free” On and on it goes.
Well look at that? All your freedom has led to your phone becoming infested with malware. Just a breeding ground for disgusting viruses and trojans. There’s a reason everyone has an iPhone. The apps don’t crash it and people can’t hack it. Did I just come up with the newest iPhone commercial/slogan? I think I did. Someone pay me.