The Power Move to End All Power Moves

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http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/08/27/yukon_bar_patron_swallows_famous_sourtoe_pays_fine_leaves_town.html

The term Power Move should just be retired at this point. Probably top 3 greatest man stories of all time. Just waltz into the bar ask for the toe whisky. Knock it back, slam the toe fee down on the bar table and walk out. The only thing he said is “I swallowed it”. 

I’m kind of speechless here. Its just the greatest thing I’ve ever heard of. This is how you get a statue built in your honor without anyone knowing your last name. He’ll come back to the town and see a gigantic bronze statue of “Josh” shooting the whiskey toe and all. They’ll probably put out a science article soon “Drinking whiskey and swallowing mummified toes increases testosterone levels by 5 million percent”. 

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