Those NASA people are pretty smart. “Oh you aren’t interested in space travel anymore you say? The moon is too boring you say? Fine. We’ll capture a motherfucking asteroid and make it our little bitch. Experiment on it. Take samples. Best of all were going to use the public to plan the trip for us!”
If this happens, you bet your ass it will be the most televised thing since Janet Jackson’s booby fell out. I could not be more excited for this. Want to bring the country together? Be the first country to space lasso an asteroid.
USA! USA! USA!
P.S. Just realized the pictures of the asteroid capture look like that game where you try to get that ball on a string in the cup. Pretty sure if the controller to capture the asteroid is in anyway like that game they need to hire me ASAP. Ball in cup ace over here.